a man, recently completing a routine physical examination receives a phone call from his doctor. the doctor says, "i hv some good news & some bad news." the man says, "ok, give me the good news 1st." the doctor says, "the good news is, u hv 24 hours to live." the man replies, "S**t! that's the good news? then what's the bad news?"


the doctor says, "the bad news is, i meant to call u yesterday."

could it possibly get any worse

pd

:)

dis was whacky da mind was off by a day!
O'well he got an hour left.......

that ain't even right


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now see... :grin: he aint even not right....smh..lol