Alkebulan
10-12-2002, 04:27 PM
a guy goes n2 confession & says to the priest, "father, i'm 80 yrs old, widower, w 11 grandchildren. last night i met 2 beautiful flight attendants. they took me home & i made love 2 both of them. twice."
the priest said: "well, my son, when was the last time u were n confession?"
"never father, i'm jewish."
"so then, y r u telling me?"
"i'm telling everybody."
a man arrives at the gates of heaven. st. peter asks, "religion?" the man says, "methodist." st. peter looks down his list, & says, "go to room 24, but be very quiet as u pass room 8."
another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "religion?" "baptist." "go to room 18, but be very quiet as u pass room 8."
a 3rd man arrives at the gates. "religion?" "jewish." "go to room 11, but be very quiet as u pass room 8." the man says, "i can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but y must i b quiet when i pass room 8?" st. peter tells him, "well the catholics r n room 8, & they think they're the only ones here.
the priest said: "well, my son, when was the last time u were n confession?"
"never father, i'm jewish."
"so then, y r u telling me?"
"i'm telling everybody."
a man arrives at the gates of heaven. st. peter asks, "religion?" the man says, "methodist." st. peter looks down his list, & says, "go to room 24, but be very quiet as u pass room 8."
another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "religion?" "baptist." "go to room 18, but be very quiet as u pass room 8."
a 3rd man arrives at the gates. "religion?" "jewish." "go to room 11, but be very quiet as u pass room 8." the man says, "i can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but y must i b quiet when i pass room 8?" st. peter tells him, "well the catholics r n room 8, & they think they're the only ones here.