Mike Ramey
09-29-2002, 03:10 PM
In the middle of the Atlantic, two sharks were talking.
"Hey Jackie," said the first shark to the second, "anything new?"
"Mort, I'm swimming off a great meal!"
"Gimme the scoop...what happened?"
"Well, this yacht went down off the coast of Jersey. I was in the neighborhood and there were three survivors...a Priest, an IRS Agent, and a Lawyer."
"So..."
"Well, I go for the Priest first...he was heavenly. Then, I gobbled up the IRS Agent...he was a little tougher..."
"...What happened with the Lawyer?"
"Oh, I couldn't eat him, Mort...I let him ride on my back, and I took him to shore, and waived goodbye to him, and he waived goodbye to me!"
"Why DIDN'T you EAT the Lawyer?"
"That's a silly question, Mort...you KNOW that's against union rules!"
Mike Ramey
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"Hey Jackie," said the first shark to the second, "anything new?"
"Mort, I'm swimming off a great meal!"
"Gimme the scoop...what happened?"
"Well, this yacht went down off the coast of Jersey. I was in the neighborhood and there were three survivors...a Priest, an IRS Agent, and a Lawyer."
"So..."
"Well, I go for the Priest first...he was heavenly. Then, I gobbled up the IRS Agent...he was a little tougher..."
"...What happened with the Lawyer?"
"Oh, I couldn't eat him, Mort...I let him ride on my back, and I took him to shore, and waived goodbye to him, and he waived goodbye to me!"
"Why DIDN'T you EAT the Lawyer?"
"That's a silly question, Mort...you KNOW that's against union rules!"
Mike Ramey
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