An emergency meeting was held in the Brain, one winter's afternoon. Representatives from all divisions of the human body were present.

'Ladies and Gentlemen', spoke the Brain, 'We need to vote for a Chairman of the Board in order to keep the body working smoothly...'

The eyes said that they should be the CEO. "Without us, you can't see!"

The legs said that they should be the CEO. "Without us, you can't get around!"

The Brain tossed his hat into the ring. "Without me, you couldn't think about what to see, or where to walk!"

Just then, the Rectum put his ballot on the table.

The rest of the Board laughed, and laughed, and laughed....

The Rectum took his ballot, stomped out of the meeting, and posted a sign in front of his business saying ON STRIKE.

The next day, the eyes got watery...and could not see.

The day after that, the legs got wobbly...and could not walk.

The day after that, the brain could not function, nor sort information.

By voice vote...The Rectum was named the Chairman of the Board.

So, the moral to the story...in Corporate America...if you want to be the Boss...just be a.......



Mike Ramey:eek:

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Mike ya crazy man hahahahaha!!!!! u keep it coming

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:laugh: That was good


Coco

without the butt...you can't do...well you get the picture...lol