a guy brings his girlfriend back 2 her home after being out on a date. they reach the front door, he leans w 1 hand on the wall, looks n2 her eyes & says, "sweetie, y don't u give me a blow job?"
"what? u're crazy!" she replies.
"don't worry, it will b quick, no problem!"
"no!! some1 may c; a relative, a neighbor..."
"at this time of the night, no 1 will show up," he adds.
"i've already said no, so no!"
"honey, it's just a small blowie, i know u like it too!"
"no!!! i've said no!!!"
"my love, don't b like that, come on!"
at this moment the girls sister shows up at the door n her nightgown w her hair totally n disorder, rubbing her eyes & says, "dad says either u have 2 blow him, i have to blow him, or he will come down & give him a blow job himself, but for god's sake, tell ur boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"

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hands off da intercom!!
did they hear me !
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No he didn't :laugh:

how bout just tellin him to take his tail home? lol

Well, let's put it like this, he couldn't lose..long as he stayed on the intercom ...hahaha

Well, let's put it like this, he couldn't lose..long as he stayed on the intercom ...hahahaAnd long as daddy don't load his "blow job" with triple-aught or salt peter!