When an airliner began having engine trouble, the pilot
instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their
seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. After
giving them time to instruct the passengers, the pilot
asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in
safely and ready for the landing.

"We're all set except for one passenger, Captain." the lead
flight attendant replied. "One lawyer is still going from
row to row passing out business cards."

ready set suing........lol

oh my goodness........lol...smh

Business before safety I guess...lol.

still under the spell

Now thats a lawyer fo' ya! LOL