Alkebulan
09-13-2002, 04:20 PM
c, i think stupid people should hv 2 wear signs that just say, "i'm
stupid". that way u wouldn't rely on them, would u? u wouldn't
ask them anything. it would b like: "xcuse me... oops, never mind.
i didn't c ur sign."
it's like b4 i moved. the house was full of boxes & there was a u-
haul truck n the driveway. my neighbor comes over & says "hey, u moving?" "nope. i just pack my stuff up once or twice a wk 2 c how many boxes it takes. here's ur sign."
couple of months ago went fishing w a buddy, we pulled his boat n2 the dock, i lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass & this idiot on
the dock goes, "hey,y'all catch all them fish?" "nope. talked 'em
into giving up. here's ur sign."
last time i had a flat tire, i pulled my truck n2 1 of those side of
the road gas stations. the attendant walks out, looks
at my car, looks at me, & i swear he said, "tire go flat?" i
couldn't resist. i said, "nope. i was driving around & those other
3 just swelled right up on me. here's ur sign."
was trying to sell a car bout a year ago. a guy came over to the
house & drove the car around 4 about 45 minutes. i get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down & grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "dam that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, i could have stopped him.
stupid". that way u wouldn't rely on them, would u? u wouldn't
ask them anything. it would b like: "xcuse me... oops, never mind.
i didn't c ur sign."
it's like b4 i moved. the house was full of boxes & there was a u-
haul truck n the driveway. my neighbor comes over & says "hey, u moving?" "nope. i just pack my stuff up once or twice a wk 2 c how many boxes it takes. here's ur sign."
couple of months ago went fishing w a buddy, we pulled his boat n2 the dock, i lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass & this idiot on
the dock goes, "hey,y'all catch all them fish?" "nope. talked 'em
into giving up. here's ur sign."
last time i had a flat tire, i pulled my truck n2 1 of those side of
the road gas stations. the attendant walks out, looks
at my car, looks at me, & i swear he said, "tire go flat?" i
couldn't resist. i said, "nope. i was driving around & those other
3 just swelled right up on me. here's ur sign."
was trying to sell a car bout a year ago. a guy came over to the
house & drove the car around 4 about 45 minutes. i get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down & grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "dam that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, i could have stopped him.