MAN TO MAN
A Fictional play
By Andre Austin

Run a train

They will never ever understand
Its just between us man to man
Who’s the real one and who’s fake
A train party looks like a metal snake
Throw his head on the railroad line
Make up artist Toni do your work just fine
Disguise it in time for the conference call
Will it be a rise or our eventual fall?
Who’s the phony and who’s for real?
Ones in a coffin his twin writes a steal
Tell them James how long the trains been gone
Can you live off another man’s bone?
The distinguished gentlemen tricked you too
But Wendy I’m doing this all for you

CAST OF CHARACTERS
Steve Clancy College Professor
Wendy, Steve’s girlfriend
Richie, A grade Chief
Julius General worker on a train
Senator Wright of Cali
Tonia professional hair stylist
Agent Smith a Hoovernite of the FBI i.e. Freemason Bureau of Information
Akbar Nambia, political activist
John Stevens College Student
Eric Base, College Student
Jimmy college roommate
Dr. Wilson

Senator Wayne Wright from the state of California has just boarded an Amtrak train for New York City for an international conference on racial and religious unity. On his three-day trip he encounters an African-American employee Steve Clancy. Steve cleans up room, wash dishes and serves food, which he has been doing for 2 years.

Steve: All aboard we will be needing all of your tickets please.

Senator: Here’s my ticket young man.

Steve: Thank you sir.

Senator Wright takes seat number 101, which is almost directly across a public bathroom. Wright’s seat was also just five rows away from a door that led to the train’s kitchen. While the workers cooked the passenger’s food they listened to the radio and watched television. The general laborers were sports fanatics. During the down time when their were no passengers the majority of the workers entertained themselves with music and movies while Steve read books for the majority of the time but did sneak in a show and song in between his reading of chapters and footnotes of magazines and manual scripts.

Steve: Tonight’s menu sir is pizza, steaks and potatoes. For desert we have our world famous Banana splits and peace cobbler pie. The peaches come straight from our farm in the state of Georgia.

Senator Wright: Please fix me up some Steak and potatoes with a cherry coke to drink.

(Steve’s writings all of this down on his notepad)

Steve: Would you be having anything for desert?

Senator Wright: Yes I guess I will try some of your Atlanta peace pie.

Steve: Okay. It won’t take long. I should be back in about 15 minutes.

(The Senator notices a green button on Steve’s shirt advocating peace. Wrights eyebrows shoots up and ask)

Senator Wright: What does that button stand for? I know it’s for peace but what is the significance of the green color background.

Steve. Well the words peace written with the color of white in the background of green is just a symbol of life. Green is life. When the grass and leaves grow they grow green. But in heaven we all wear white robes.

Senator Wright: I’m headed to New York to a conference on racial harmony and religious toleration.

Steve: Yes I know. I read about it in USA Today newspaper. It begins Sunday night at the Empire State Building.

Senator Wright: That’s unusual most of the waiters I’ve talked to in the past year of riding the trains have never cited a newspaper article in my conversations with them.

Steve: Well I will be happy to discuss the issues with you. I will be off duty in about 15 minutes. So I tell you what. I will bring my dinner plate with me along with yours. Then we will discuss some of these issues.

Senator Wright: Meanwhile if anybody tries to take seat # 102 I will tell them its already taken.

Steve: Sounds good, I’ll return shortly.

Steve enters the train’s kitchen where five fellow workers are preparing food and performing other miscellaneous tasks. Richie is cooking the steak and Julius calling in the satellite operator to pay the pay per view media outlet to watch Laila Ali and Jacqui Frazier duel it out in the ring.

Richie: Yo Steve you got five (five dollars) on the boxing match and five on some trees? (Hemp).

Steve: Man you know me. I ain’t even trying to get high. You know that. I’m trying use the whole ten percent of my cranial power that I do have. I’m trying to get off of this train. I can’t live my whole life on a train.

Julius: You wouldn’t of been here if you wouldn’t of been running off at the mouth on your typewriter back at that University. (Julius then cracks a smile)

Steve: Whatever man. Why did you have to bring that back up all the time?

Julius: So you don’t forget you’re smart but a stupid mother f.ucker in many ways

(Flash back the year 1999 at Indiana State University).

Professor Dean: I’m sorry Dr. Clancy but I’m gonna have to let you go. I warned you that the four elements were off limits.

Steve: Well actually there were five the quintessence. The marriage symbol is the number five. Jesus talked about that in his ten virgins parable.

Professor: Here we go again. The marriage what. You see this is what I was talking about. You want to be too smart for your own pants.

Steve: Please spare my job. I’m to be wedded next month sir.

Professor: Well I guess your gonna have to tell your bride to take five. (Professor dean busted out and laughed. He **** near choked off of his Cuban cigar). The community demands your dismissal. I warned you about challenging the religious department studies program.

Steve walks out Professor Dean office with his head down totally disgusted. As Clancy gets his final check from Professor Dean’s secretary. He over hears him talking on the phone with the Mayor of Indy, Indiana.

Professor Dean: Yes sir Mr. Mayor. Clancy’s is history.

(Flashback into the Kitchen)

Richie: Well are you going to put in on the fight then?

Steve: Not tonight.

Julius: What? I thought you were a big female sports fan?

Steve: I’m down with it. But this Senator from California liked my green button and wanted to talk about the future of peace among different ethnic groups and religious groups. Anyway I thought you guys only liked me sports? Sports is off my schedule until Sunday morning. I can’t miss the Williams sisters battle it out.

Richie: Female boxing is the only thing on this Friday night. Well… I guess we just going to have to go to the dance party in Rogers’s room.

Julius: Not me I’m chilling with my girlfriend tonight. Man you should reconsider we need 30 dollars to pay for the satellite hook up. We are the only three that can do it because everybody else is going to Rogers’s party.

Steve: Stop trying to press me. And better hope nobody sees you and Wendy together.

Julius: No one will know unless you snitch me out.

Steve: Snitching ain’t even in my vocabulary. Don’t even try to play me out like this Julius.

Richie: The dinner is ready.

Steve: Thanks man. Did you hook it up with mushrooms and extra A1 sauce?

Richie: You know it homeboy. Don’t I always hook you up?

(Steve put the food on a cart and wheels it out of the Kitchen)

Richie: Don’t talk the Senator to death and give the poor old man a heart attack with your knowledge.

Steve: Yeah right

Julius: See you latter Prometheus

(Steve gives Julius the finger. Steve is now out the kitchen in the hallway near the door)

Richie: Prometheus? Who the hell is Prometheus?

Julius: I don’t know. This dude at Folsom penitentiary told me it was some Greek cat who stole some wisdom from heaven and gave it to mankind. And that’s why the world is messed up now. We got people using knowledge against those who don’t have it.

Richie: That name is fat. I might have to incorporate it into one of my raps.

Julius: God **** it Richie you ain’t no rapper. You better stick to keeping your grill free of grease.

(Just when Julius warned Richie about the grease, an air bubble of grease popped up in Richie face. Richie yelled ouch and begged Julius to get him a clean towel and water to clean his face to no avail because Julius was on the kitchen floor laughing.)

Richie: Man you think this is funny you buck tooth Bugs Bunny look alike.

(Steve is now at the door that divides the kitchen from the passenger seats)

Senator Wright: Here let me help you with that door Steve.

Steve: Okay watch the door it sometimes swings back fast when you let it go.

Senator: Okay. The food is smelling out of this world. Who cooked this?

Steve: My best friend Richie.

Senator: Where did he learned to cook like this?

Steve: When he was in the U.S military in France. Some French Chef took him under his wings and showed him the way.

Senator Wright: Tell him I said keep doing what he’s doing.

Steve: I’ve tried to tell him to get his own restaurant. But he’s not motivated enough with enough self-initiative and his own ambitions.

Senator Wright: So your helping him get motivated.

Steve: I try. Senator may I ask you a question?

Senator Wright: Of course that’s why we are eating here together.

Steve: I’ve read you’re a man with great wealth. How come you didn’t sign up for one of our luxury rooms?

Senator Wright: I did. I got both the regular and luxury class tickets. You know Steve I like to get a feel for what the general public is up to. I like to keep my finger on their pulse. After I finish talking and watching this movie I will retire to my luxury suite though.

Steve: Okay then how is the steak?

Senator Wright: Its gone. My stomach tells me it was all-good.

Steve: So I see you have been picking up on the slang?

Senator Wright: I can’t help it. I live in Hollywood it rubs off on me.

Steve: Speaking of Hollywood what movie is Amtrak showing tonight?

Senator Wright: Well its my kind of movie because its about politics.

Steve: Whats the name of it?

Senator Wright: its been running for about five minutes before you came in with dinner. The name of the movie is The Devil in a blue dress.

Steve: I’ve seen the show before.

Senator Wright: I’ve seen it three times.

Steve: I think its somewhat a mirror image of politics and race today on a small scale.

Senator Wright: In what way is that?

Steve: Well the guy running for mayor Todd Carter wanted to marry a woman who looked white but was mixed in reality. Carter’s opponent for Mayor knew about it so he pulled out the race card…

Senator Wright: Wait a minute didn’t he get back in the race in win?
Steve: Yes but only after Daphne Monet and Easy got some blackmail pictures of Carter’s opponent being naked in the bed with little children.

Senator Wright: So I guess they never told you the Art of politics is the Art of war. Politics is compromise and second Blackmail. Politics is about power and fighting over the Pie. All politicians and political parties want the majority of the pie if not all so they can rule with an iron fist.

(Senator Wright is saying this as he eats his Georgia sweet peach pie)

Senator Wright: Now if I had any sense I would buy that Georgia peach farm and get into the pie business. This is the best peach pie I ever had in my life.

Steve: You know that’s a coincidence you bringing up the pie analogy. It wasn’t in the movie but in the book the child molesting Mayoral candidate hired a private eye named Mr. Albright to find Daphne Monet and the pictures before they got into the hands of Todd Carter. Joppy, a bar owner, and friend of Easy introduced Albright and Easy so that Albright would hire the unemployed Easy to help find Daphne. I think they said something along the lines:

Easy: So you got me tied up with a gangster?
Joppy: Ain’t no gangster, Ease. Mr. Albright just a man with a finer in a whole lotta pies, that’s all.

Senator Wright: Yeah and Daphne Monet was a whole lotta women?

Steve: Yeah but she wasn’t whole lotta white dough enough to marry Todd Carter. After all the work she did to put him back in the political game. She had too much butter on her white bread. And that’s the problem with our politicians today. All the urban cities coming out voting for the donkeys 99% of the time but we still can’t get put on as vice President or Lt Governors.

Senator Wright: They are afraid they might loose?

Steve: So what. They would loose doing the right thing, which is a noble act! After a couple of election cycles of Black and White political marriages people would get used to it. But politicians need courage to do this.

Senator Wright: So you looking for them to get into Profiles in Courage instead of getting elected. Kennedy when he threw a party at the white house didn’t want to be seen dead with a interracial couple because he was afraid white segregationist wouldn’t vote for him. Where’s his courage he wrote about. You should come on over and join the Elephant party then and you will see some courage.

Steve: You mean the mammoth party. Hey Mr. Elephant man Kennedy had the courage to call King when he was locked up in jail.

Senator Wright: You got jokes right?

Steve: Funny huh?

Senator Wright: We would share our pies with you

Steve: That the problem right there. To be a Mammoth …
Senator Wright: An Elephant

Steve: To be a mammoth you have to bring pies already made to the table. I’m down with Martin Luther King who wanted African-Americans to get a piece of the action and cash in their checks that bounced insufficient funds. I’m for helping the unequal be equal.

Senator Wright: Now your talking about pie in da sky. You can’t make unequal people equal you must rise up to it by your own merits.

Steve: But if you don’t help people become equal citizens by providing free education how are we to overcome this mountain that roadblocks the way?

Senator Wright: You level the mountain not by handouts but help outs.

Steve: Sharing the pie amongst rich and poor is apart of the religious conference you will be attending Sunday night in New York.

Senator Wright: Correct it is on the agenda.

Steve: I studied the Freemasons and I found out the Egyptians were our first pie eaters.
Why is it that the peace pie you ate have the same dimensions as a triangle or pyramid?

Senator Wright: Well please help me out.

Steve. The pyramids were built by using the mathematical formula of phi (1.618) a golden number which all adds up to lucky 7. Phi was named after the Greek Pythagoras who stole this knowledge from the Egyptians. As a side issue P is number sixteen from the alphabet and 16 adds up to 7 too.

Senator Wright: I understand this but how does it tie in with equality.

Steve: I’m getting there if you let me talk.

Senator Wright: No rush. Its Friday night and I got all day until Sunday night.

Steve: If you read your Bible it talks about Shining like stars in the universe (Philippians 2:15). It tells us not to slander celestial beings (Jude) and that Jesus was a Venus star (Rev 22:16).

Senator Wright: As far as I know the Christians are children of light (John 12:36)?

Steve: Correct. But the Christians didn’t have any Pyramids. Isis and Osiris claimed to be the Venus star to. The three pyramids of Giza line up exactly with the three stars of Orion. The Egyptians believed that those who went to heaven wore white robes (Clouds of water) and emerge with light of stars. They called themselves “Waters of fire”.

Senator Wright: Hey I think I read something about that on the Internet. About 2 years ago a professor got fired from Indiana University for trying to incorporate Egyptian elements into the Christian elements.

Steve: Yeah that was me.

Senator Wright: How do you propose they have the same elements and how do it have anything to do with equality.

Steve: Well the Egyptians believed that heaven should have been a mirror image of earth. They believed that all emerged into Gods “waters of fire” of Star clouds, which the Venus has a lot of stardust that looks like clouds. The Egyptians constantly regard the universe as one living being emerged into substances.

Senator Wright: But how does water come into play. Well God in the Old Testament was never seen but only a reflection of him behind a fire and a cloud. Plus Jesus said: Whoever believes in me, as the scripture says: Rivers of living water will flow from within him’ John 7:38 And God’s light will shine on it. The Egyptians said you became “Waters of Fire”. Jesus also said “I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life” John 4:14. The Egyptians heaven was also a square with a “lake of life”. Their concepts of hell predate Christian writings.

Steve: Well enough said about these elements. I can see some of the passengers looking back rolling their eyes. But equality for the Egyptians was in the pie of the stars where their souls emerged.

Senator Wright: Well that’s what the conference on religion and race is all about. Understanding. As a politician its not my business to change the world but to understand it. And if the Christians can get along with Muslims and Islam why not the ancient Egyptian religion? And I’ve also heard the word Israel is a combination of Isis/water Ra/fire El meant the most high.

Steve: I agree in part. You as a senator can change laws, which can change the world. Like the District of Columbia. You guys could allow them to have two Senators. But you wont go for that because they would be black. And I think that’s pure racism.

Senator Wright: Changing someone’s belief system is what I was referring to is impossible. But we can regulate people’s behavior like hate crimes like job discrimination,
Lynching and other racially motivated crimes.

Steve: We don’t fear lynching anymore. In the year 2002 I would be lynched by another Blackman before I would a white.

Senator Wright: But every blue moon there are incidents like that man who was dragged with a chain around his neck by a red truck in Texas.

Steve: How often that happens?
Senator Wright: Like I said every blue moon.

Steve: If we had two perpetual Senators in the Senate it would do a lot for the African-American hope. You see these Senators wouldn’t just represent their jurisdiction but all blacks would see them as one of our own. And most definitely that Florida thing would of went to a vote in the Senate. A Black Senator would of requested it unless bribed with a bucket full of cash.

Senator Wright: Why can’t you call yourself just an American. Any talk of two black Senators coming out of Washington D.C is pure fancy a real pie in the sky dream.

Steve: When I get my rights ,100% rights as a full fledge citizen I might consider dropping the Africa. But as far as I’m concern all Human beings should have Africa before their names because that the birthplace of Adam and Eve. I don’t think anything fits your definition of a pie in the sky. It’s a dream or a nightmare. Its part of Kings dream or face the nightmare of Malcolm X.

Senator Wright: Well there are a lot of racist people who want to keep Black people sleeping. Knowledge kills action; action requires the veil of illusion-it is this lesson, which Hamlet teaches, and not the idle wisdom of John-o-dreams who from too much reflection, from a surplus of possibilities, never arrives at action at all.

Steve: Where did you get that from?

Senator Wright: I think it was Friedrich Nietzsche in his Birth of Tragedy. He was a great philosopher.

Steve: Yeah and Hitler admired him.

Senator Wright: Wow; now that was a low blow.

Steve: No I’m just giving you an historical background.

Senator Wright: Well, Well, Well. You know you’re not the only one in here with some smarts you know. And King and X weren’t the only ones to dream. Check out Bertrand Russell book he wrote it in 1955 Nightmares of Eminent Persons. And let me share a quote from Voltaire who said, “ Plato dreamed a lot…he had proved that there can be only five perfect worlds, because there are only five regular bodies in mathematics. His Republic was one of his great dreams”.

Steve: So I see you have done your research?

Senator Wright: You don’t become a master of the Senate by reading comic books.

Steve: You got a point there sir.
Senator Wright: *******. We done talked through this entire movie.

Steve: Yes we have.

Senator Wright: Now Mouse didn’t have to kill Joppy. I liked Joppy. A man who owned his own business.

Steve: Senseless killing really gets on my nerves.

Senator Wright: That’s why I’m riding trains.

Steve: The WTC mess has shot everyone’s nerves.

Senator Wright: And being the old but smooth man that I’am can’t afford to mess with my heart. The ladies need my heart pumping well.

Steve: I thought you were married?

Senator Wright: Yes but I share.

Steve: You an old rabbit playboy huh?

Senator Wright: I’ve been too busy to go into a metamorphoses of a bunny. We in the Senate have declared Hussein a red rabbit.

Steve: What does red rabbit mean?

Senator Wright: An outlaw on the run.

Steve: So you guys are going to finally get him for good.

Senator Wright: Its moving slowly in that direction sun?

Steve: I just hope they don’t make a mistake and let the unjust escape in flight like they did Bin.

Senator Wright: Diplomacy takes time. And those men in Washington must learn that the Senate makes wars and to ensure that no harm comes to the state by working together. That’s the concise formula laid out in the constitution, but it has always given way to those in the Pentagon who jump the gun. Just between you and me, man to man, the prez ought to await the legal verdict of the Senate trial before penalizing Saddam.

Steve: Then after the Trial give the Minister of Defense the Golden arrow of war.

Senator Wright: Yes that’s the right way.

Steve: Senator Sir it was a pleasure having conversation with you. I cancelled the Ali/Frazier fight so I could talk. Its been an enlightening experience. Now its time for me to wind down a little bit. I think I’m going over to my friends Julius room and catch a party.

Senator Wright: Save some of that party for me. Will you?

Steve: When I get in there there ain’t gonna be nothing left.

(The Amtrak movie classic specially is now over and Senator Wright retires to his executive luxury suite number # 3. Steve enters Julius room. As soon as he opens the door big white cloud of hemp smoke **** near fogged up Steve’s glasses. But the hemp helped his mild breathing disorder of asthma cleared up his system for the moment. Everybody in the room had their hands on each other’s hip forming a circular train but more like resembling a snake. They were playing music that went a little bit like this)

Come on board the train
And ride it

Come on board the train
And ride it

Now you got your ticket so come on through
Cause I’m about to bring a train sequel part two

You know the first time was an engine check
To warm, make you sweat so come lets flex

This train is gonna take you on a party ride
Discover the real conductor so just step to the side

Come on board the train
And ride it

Come on board the train
And ride it.

Julius: Whats up everybody. Steve Clancy is in the house.

Steve: Yo whats up.

Julius: Yo dog hit the joint.

Steve: Naw man. I just want to hit a train with Wendy.

(Foxy Wendy all dressed up in a silk red dress. Including all red pannies and Bra to match. Her leather semi-high heel shoes were red too All of Wendy’s bright twenty-six teeth gaze at Steve’s face)

Julius: You can dance my man but don’t get too close.

Richie: Just ask the man with the broken neck sitting on the couch.

Julius: He luck I’m on my job man.

Steve: Come on. You know you my main man we go back since the third grade.

Julius: Man you know I’m just bull ****ting I’m high man.

(Wendy and Steve are holding hands listening to a slow song. Julius is running in and out of the Bathroom due to all of gallons of bud ice he has been swallowing for the past two hours)

Steve: Nice to see you Wendy. I see you followed my email instructions.

Wendy: Yeah, but when do I get paid?

Steve: You get the money when the job is done.

Wendy: five grand right?

Steve: Yes. Now the Senator’s is in luxury room #3. Like I said from the dossier file he loves women in red silk. He will eat candy out of your hand like a child when he sees you. And he just loves seeing the impression of upside down pyramid pannies from the behind of women’s dresses.

Wendy: I just hope it does the trick.

Steve: Believe me it will. Just remember to say everything I told you to say. And don’t forget to turn on the camera and microphone. Yes the Freemasons bureau of information (FBI) will love the dirt you dig up on Senator Wright They promised if I set up Senator Wright they would give me a hundred thousand dollar a year teaching writing at Harvard. Then baby we can leave this train you wouldn’t have to live a lie living with Julius anymore.

Wendy: We will see. Who are the Freemasons?

Steve: They are just a secret intelligence gang for the government. They are private eyes. They originated in ancient Egypt. One of their symbols was an Owl’s eye, which is now a camera. Another name for mason is “children of the sun”. You can say sun or Ra hat’s how you get the last words from camera. The ancient Egyptians also called themselves “Chemia” which comes from the black portion of the eye and that’s how you get Cham but the Jews called them Ham. They think they can control everybody by keeping an eye on everybody.

Wendy: The FBI sounds more like snooping, sniffing Hoover vacuum cleaners. They got their noses up everybody’s business. And all I want from you is my money and a piece of your hambone.

Steve: And their eyes too baby.

Wendy: Now wonder they nicknamed you Prometheus. **** you know it all.

Steve: You just do the job and keep your nose and eyes clean.

Wendy: Can you please get your hand off my butt Julius just came out the bathroom.

Steve: My fault baby you know that I loving you until my last breath.

Wendy: Well don’t exhale until I get back.

(Wendy walks over to the other side of the dance floor where Julius is having conversations with Richie)

Wendy: Julius I’m not feeling to well. I think I’m gonna go to the kitchen and see if I can find something for my upset stomach.

Richie: Hey look up in the right side cabinet above the oven. I got some Mylanta up in there for you.

Wendy: Thanks Rich you’re so sweet.

Julius: Hey Richie you think Wendy can crash in your room. So that she can get some peace and quiet.

Richie: Absolutely. Where gonna be partying until we pass out here anyways.

Wendy: I ‘ll see you in the mourning Julius.

Julius: Ok

(Julius, Richie and Steve form a train line and tells everyone to jump on it and ride. Now they are all singing about some roof being on fire)

Steve: I got the water so raise the Mother or let this mother Huffer burn.

(After Steve shouted out everybody said: burn baby burn, burn baby go ahead and let this mother huffer burn”)

Wendy: Excuse me please thank you.

(Wendy thanks a man for opening up the door and letting her out the party house. Wendy is knocking on the door of Senator Wright)

Senator Wright: Who is it.

Wendy: A lady in red.

Senator Wright: A who?

(Senator Wright opens up the door with extreme caution. His eyes are big with suspicion until he sets eyes on this bronze beauty)

Senator Wright: Well looka here. What brings such a fine creature to be knocking on my suite room this late in the night?

Wendy: Well Steve told me to tell you that he already ate out his seconds and wanted to save you some of his leftovers.

Senator Wright: I was just kidding when I told him to save me some, but I can get serious about it you know.

Wendy: So you gonna let me in our we gonna stand out here and talk.

Senator Wright: Please come in.

(Both of them sit down on the Senator’s couch, which is also his bed when he pulls it out.)

Senator Wright: Would you like a drink.

Wendy: Sure

Senator Wright: What will it be? I’m fully stocked over here?

Wendy: Some Hennessy and coke please

Senator Wright: Heni coming right up.

(While the Senator mixes up her drink Wendy notices a jar full of little blue pills with no label on it)

Wendy: Whats this jar of pills for?
Senator Wright: Those are some of my vitamin supplements.

Wendy: You don’t have to lie to me Senator. This looks like viagra!

Senator Wright: Everybody needs an aide every know and then

Wendy: Just like Wonder dog had his energy pills

(Both of them are LOL)

Wendy: Tonight Senator I’m gonna be your one and only aide. Just think of me as a big reddish brown energy pill. I ‘m gonna make you rise twice in one night.

Senator Wight: I haven’t done that since I was in high school

Wendy Well tonight I’m taking you back in time and I’m gonna cheer you up all the way to the crack of dawn.

(While they sit on the couch drinking the Senator smells her sweet perfume)

Senator Wright: Whats the name of your perfume. The scent of it is just driving me wild?

Wendy: It’s a special brand from Egypt called the Red sea. Take off your pants Senator I got something I would like to show you.

Senator Wright: Okay just a minute; just let me get one of these pills

(Wendy grabbed the Senator’s hand and took off his pants and draws. She then gave him a single kiss and put one finger across his lips and said)

Wendy:

With my juice I spill
Senator I’m your red pill
Now just lay still
While I cure you of this imaginative illness

You see sex is all in the mind. And when your mind is in the right mood. Blood will flow from the heart like a red fire hose hydrant to every vein in your groin. Just wait and you’ll see.

(As the Owl’s eyes of the camera rolls from her scarlet red purse her ruddy lipstick is smeared all over the Senators phallus. The Senator is fully erect and moaning like a person on his deathbed. But he’s not dying because Wendy just brought him back to life like he was in the days of High School. Their flaming love affair goes on all night. Wendy falls asleep in the Senator’s bed. The light from the sun irritates Wendy’s eyes causing her to wake up. She didn’t realize that all of her drinking made her fall into a deep sleep)

Wendy: Oh my god its eight in the mourning. Wake up Senator. I need to take a shower. I have to get this sex smell off of me before Julius sees me.

Senator Wright: Go ahead take a shower in my bathroom honey.

Wendy: Okay I’ll try to be as quick as possible.

(Wendy didn’t realize the weekend rotation to serve breakfast to the passengers fell on Julius on Saturday and Sunday. Julius picked up the mourning breakfast cart at 8am. Julius loving his girlfriend went to Richie’s room to serve her breakfast before he had to deliver them to the twenty luxury rooms before the general passengers got there. But to his surprise Wendy was not in the bed. And the bed to Julius appeared to have never been slept in. Julius thought perhaps she went to the public bathroom to wash herself up. Julius continued to work delivering his food starting with suite number 1. When he got to Senator’s Wright room he was allowed in to place the food on the table. Senator Wright didn’t know who Julius was from Adam)

Senator Wright: Come on in young man. You can set the food right over here. Hey I will slip you $ 20 dollars if you give me an extra plate for my honey.

Julius: Sure no problem I’ve got an extra one I was supposed to have given to my girlfriend. Her stomach is probably still upset anyway.

Senator Wright: Wait just a minute while I asked her what she wants. Hey honey you want orange juice or grape juice.

Wendy: Grape please I just love grapes.

(Julius couldn’t recognize her voice because the shower water was running)

Senator Wright: Hey Wendy you want beef or pork sausage

(Julius eyebrows went up but just thought it was a coincidence that the Senator had a girl named Wendy. He couldn’t imagine Wendy playing him out for an older man. Wendy couldn’t hear the Senator clearly because now the sink water was running with the shower water because she was brushing her teeth with one finger. She stepped out of the shower room and said what did you say. Wendy was entirely nude except for the red towel over her head to protect her hair. She walked into the living room and Julius eyes popped out of their sockets like a chicken was getting his neck snapped)

Julius: I don’t believe this. How could you Wendy?

Wendy: It’s not what you think
Julius: Oh yeah. Then why is your clothes on this old man’s bed instead of in the shower room.

Wendy: I can explain.

Julius: Naw ***** I can do without your editing translation. My eyes see everything. He even got some viagra pills over here. So you ****ing my soon to be wife man?

Wendy: Wife you never asked me to marry you.

Julius: Just be quiet

(Julius then takes one of the silver plate breakfast covers and smashes it into the face of the Senator. Wendy screams in fear she grabs her red purse and run down the hall butt naked to Steve’s room. Meanwhile Julius is beating the cowboy **** out of the Senator. And in a fit of rage he throws the Senator out the window causing him to die)

Steve: Just a minute you don’t have to beat on the ******* door.

(Steve opens the door)

Steve: Why you naked out here Wendy?

Wendy: Steve we got a serious problem. Julius caught the Senator and me together. He’s beating the Senator up right now.

Steve: I see you still have the evidence though. Good girl. Now look in my closet and put on one of my shorts and shirts then call this number. When they answer tell them “The Curtains have fallen”.

Wendy: Okay but what does that mean.

Steve: Don’t worry about it just do like I said.

Wendy: Okay all right.

(Steve then runs to the Senators room)

Steve: Julius where’s the Senator.

Julius: I threw the son of a ***** out the window.

Steve: You better hope he’s not dead.

Julius: If he’s got wings he’s alive but if not that dogs dead.

Steve: Man why did you have to do this. Ever since High School I’ve warned you about your temper. You ****ing idiot you just caused a red storm rising. You don’t know what the **** you were getting into.

(Wendy walks in)

Steve: Wendy get the rest of your clothes any wipe off anything you touched. Make sure you drain any hair you left in the bathroom. And go get a portable vacuum cleaner and run it over your bed. I don’t want any of your pubic hairs to be left on the bed.

Wendy: Okay then.

(Wendy slips a note she wrote down after she called the FBI. The note said for me to tell the conductor to stop the train. Steve talks under his breath “Okay but we are going to look like some fools stopping this train in the middle of the Arizona desert”.

Steve: Julius. I will straighten out everything for you. Just go back to your room and act like nothing happened. Wendy after you cleaned up deliver the breakfast and then make an extra copy of the tape. I have to tell the conductor to stop the train.

Julius: Man thanks for looking out for me.

Steve: Man I got no time for this **** now. And stop crying like a little boy.

(Steve informs the conductor to stop the train because he heard some strange engine noise. He told the conductor he would check on it and come back when he figured out the problem. Steve then told the conductor to announce over the speakers that the we’ve temporarily stopped to do some routine general maintenance work)

Conductor: Hey Steve try to move it as quickly as possible we have deadlines to meet.

Steve: Okay no problem.

(As Steve was pretending to walk to the engine room his cell phone rang. Steve heard Helicopter noise as the FBI agent told him to come to the back of the train)

Steve: Okay I was headed that way.

(Steve saw two all black helicopters one containg the body of Senator Wright. Julius was handcuffed in the other helicopter.)

Agent Smith: Hey we need to talk. Lets go to your room for a minute.

Steve: Right.

(As agent smith and Steve talk Wendy is putting on a leather mini skirt. She burned up her silk red dress because it had some of Senator’s Wright semen on it. Wendy doesn’t realize it but the camera is still rolling in her purse)

Agent Smith: Who’s this?

Steve: This is Wendy my girlfriend

Agent Smith: That’s right she’s the one who called us.

Steve: You guys aren’t gonna hurt Julius are you?

Agent Smith: I’m sorry but Julius history. He’s probably on his way right now to the acid bath.

Wendy: And whats that?

Agent Smith: Well put it this way after Julius takes this bath he wont have anyone flesh or bones to wash anymore. But forget about him you guys better be thinking about saving your own *** holes right now.

(A female agent dressed in all black walks into the room. She has on dark shades and a brief case)

Steve: Who is this?

Agent Smith: This is our make up artist Toni.

Steve: Whats a make up artist doing here.

Agent Smith: Well since your friend decided to throw Senator Wright out the window. You are going to have to play act the Senator.

Steve: For me that would be like Dr. Jackal into Mr. Hyde. I can’t go from one man to the next.

Agent Smith: Don’t worry dude. Toni is a magical specialist. She did this kind of work for ten years in Hollywood. She can turn you into one man to another man with ease.

Wendy: Man to Man huh. How do you suppose your gonna have him talk like him?

Agent Smith: Don’t worry about foxy red. Where gonna place a microchip near his Adam’s apple? So whenever he talks it will give off a vibe and sound of the Senator.

Toni: Don’t worry about a thing no one will ever know that you were black. I have the best-manufactured make up from France. Some of it hasn’t been released to the general public. Their secret police women use it for special missions.

Wendy: Then how did you get some of the material?

Toni: I went to college in Massachusetts with one of their female agent. We were best friends and roommates.

Steve: Okay then Jane Bond turn me into a white man.

(As the train was headed for New York Toni worked and sweated for 9 hours transforming Steve Clancy into Senator Wright. While she did her job Agent Smith provided video clips of Senator Wrights major speeches so he could get some of his body language down)

Steve: Wow, I didn’t know the Senator could speak so well.

Agent Smith: He went to the best schools and he has been at it for many years. Now remember Sunday night you must vote yes on resolution six.

Steve: Whats resolution six all about.

Agent Smith: You will find out all the details in the packet of information I put in your briefcase. Basically Resolution six says.

1. The Conference commission for racial and religious harmony finds the state of Zenobia in Africa to be in violation of the equality clause concerning the sexual parts of young girls and women.
2. The Conference commission finds the practice of excision a violation of human rights.
3. Therefore the Conference commission or its board of health may now regulate any hospital or owner or occupant of any grocery, fish market, butcher shop, slaughter house, etc the commission deems necessary for the health, comfort and convenience of the inhabitants of Zenobia.
4. The Conference commission shall have power to acquire, purchase or condemn or to take private property for the necessary public health use.

Steve: It seems very horrible that a part of a women organ. Some have called it the miniature penis.

Wendy: What are you guys talking about a women’s ****oris?

Agent Smith: Yes maim.

Toni: It has nothing to do with culture. Its just another means to control women. They think that if they take away our desire for sex we will be completely subordinate and faithful to their husbands.

Wendy: Well you heard of penis envy I think that its Venus envy. They are afraid of the sexual powers of women and want to take it away from us. You guys might have the muscles but we still got and always had the power of the bootie.

Toni: Yeah girl and you know that’s right.

Steve: But wait a minute. I read from my history classes in college when I was a student that the ancient Jews and Egyptians used to practice circumcision and excision way back in time.

Agent Smith: What book did you read that out of?

Steve: I think it was a Greek historian name Strabo. Check out his book. Its in the library. I think the book is called Geography

Toni: Boy didn’t they ever tell you not to argue with a person who cooks your food for fixes your hair. I ought to turn this fake blond hair into a big ball of fire.

Wendy: Don’t take it personally Steve always likes to play the devils advocate just so he can show you how much he has read.
Steve: Yeah that’s right. I don’t believe that any religious doctrine should be forced and imposed on another. Girls shouldn’t be cut until the reach the age of 18 and only if they want the procedure performed on themselves.

Wendy: Now that’s the Steve I know. You see Toni, let me let you in on a little secret; Steve loves to make circular motions with his tongue on my mini phallus.

(Toni looks at Wendy and cracks a smile)

Toni: Okay now. We are just about finished. Look in the mirror Steve tell me what you think.

Steve: **** if you would of put me to sleep during this cosmetic make over I would of swore to god you cut my head off and put on the Senators.

Wendy: You think you can give him a little tint. He looks like a ghost.

Toni: That’s the last phase

Agent Smith: Okay you’re just about finished.

Toni: Yes sir

Agent Smith: Steve you can’t have sex until after the conference. I don’t want you and Wendy’s body heat messing up this very expensive makeup okay?

Steve: After sitting in this chair for more than eight hours all I want to do is sleep. Besides I have to get up early Sunday mourning so I can see the London broadcast of the live Venus Williams and Monica Seles rematch.

Wendy: Don’t be hollering and wake me up. You know I have to get my beauty sleep.

Steve: Okay I’ll just put a blue Tylenol pill in your red wine when we have dinner tonight.

Wendy: Steve please.

Agent Smith: Well I guess we will be leaving you two lovebirds to battle it out. We have to get back to Headquarters.

Steve: Okay but the train is moving 200 miles an hour and the helicopters are gone so how are you getting out of here?

Agent Smith: The helicopters are trailing behind the train. I just called them to come pick us up at the end of the train’s tale. So I take you didn’t know that FBI agents are trained to jump off of moving trains, buses, cars and boats. We know how to fall in the correct manner without injuring our legs. Oh yeah I almost forgot to tell you. Don’t bother getting back on this train Monday night. We are going to stage a suicide scene in Senators Wright luxury suite. We are going to make it look like he jumped out of the window. After you finished voting Sunday night check into Diamonds hotel on 41st street for your debriefing.

Steve: All right. And at that time we will also talk about my teaching job at Harvard?

Agent Smith. Of course we will. The FBI always keeps its word.

Steve: And what about Julius. How are you going to cover up for that?

Agent Smith: We have already written his letter of resignation to his supervisor Richie Beefs.

Steve. **** you guys don’t miss anything.

Agent Smith: I will take that as a compliment.

Steve: No its just a statement.

Agents Smith: See you in New York on Monday.

Steve: Yeah.

(Agent Smith and Toni exits Steve and Wendy’s room. Toni throws her briefcase to the ground. They then jump off the train wrapping themselves up like a ball so they could roll on the ground without getting hurt. One helicopter has landed 50 yards away from them)

Wendy: I’m gonna take a shower then I think I’m going to bed. All of this action today has worn my nerves thin. Perhaps in the mourning I will be rejuvenated.

Steve: After I finish eating my sloppy Joe I’m coming to bed with you. Too bad I can’t get in the shower with you. But after Sunday night its on.

(They slept without incident until 6am when Steve woke up to watch the tennis match between Williams and Seles. Steve was addicted to the beauty of female athletes because he found their bodies as well as their minds to be very stimulating. Steve couldn’t understand why a lot of men refused to watch women’s sports)

Wendy: I thought you said you were going to tone it down. Now you done woke me up.

Steve: I’m sorry but Venus gets me all excited.

Wendy: I see that. And every time she bends over or her skirt flops up you hunch over the chair with your eyes dilating like you done saw the full moon like a wolf howling in the night.

Steve: You didn’t have to break it down like that. So I’m that bad?

Wendy: You make me wonder if you in love with her or something.

Steve: Baby you know I’m only in love with you.

Wendy: Then you wont get mad at me if I told you I cut out a picture of Venus in ELLE magazine.

Steve: You mean the one that had parts of her jet-black public hairs showing.

Wendy: That’s the one.

Steve: Why did you have to mess up the magazine like that? Now there will probably never be another chance for me to see that stuff again unless perhaps she wears some thinner white pannies and start to sweat.

Wendy: Bon mot my dear dear Steve, Bon mot

Steve: What does that mean?

Wendy: Its French meaning a witty comment or remark. All jackasses get smart every now and then. But around here Venus ain’t cooking and ironing your food I’ am. So I be **** if I’m gonna be hearing you howling and gawking over her magazine picturesques.

Steve: Wendy you so smart and that’s what I love about you. I wouldn’t want to have another.

Wendy: Okay then. I’m going to the kitchen to get some breakfast you want anything.

Steve: I think I will have some pancakes and eggs.

Wendy: Okay but you can’t have and syrup because you might spill some of it on your face and ruin your make up.

Steve: So that means I can’t eat no baby back ribs at the conference. Because it has too much barbeque sauce on it right?

Wendy: Yep.

Steve: I can’t wait until tonight when the conference is over.

(The conductor announces that we will be arriving in New York in less than an hour. Wendy enters back into their room from the kitchen in her trademark silk robe. Venus just beat Seles and Steve is clapping his hands like he won the match or something)

Steve: Game, set and match 6-1, 6-3 Venus Williams. We won Wendy we won.

Wendy: And just what did we win?

Steve: For the love of sports Wendy please.

Wendy: Here’s your pancakes and eggs.

Steve: Thanks. All of this hollering and screaming can make a man work up an appetite for a good meal.

Wendy: I’ll work up your appetite.

Steve: Richie didn’t try to hit on you in the kitchen?

Wendy: Now you know Richie is scared to death over Julius. Especially after what he saw what he done to that dude at the party. Richie doesn’t even want to enter that zone.

Steve: But Julius is dead

Wendy: But he don’t know that

Steve: I don’t care we will be on campus next month at Harvard anyway. We are going to married and have a boy and a girl and live hapi ever after.

Wendy: I’m going to the bathroom to get dressed. You want me to wear my yellow or purple dress?

Steve: Today is going to be a bright and sunny day so why don’t you put on the yellow one with matching underwear.

Wendy: That’s if I wear any.

Steve: Oh you putting on some today. Today is Sunday. Now the sun supposed to reflect off of your sacred topsy-turvy pyramid pointing to the Nile River.

Wendy: You’re my modern day Don Juan

Steve: I knooooooow

(Just about the time Steve and Wendy finished getting their nice Sunday clothes on they watched a little bit of Bobby Jones gospel hour. They had only five minutes because the train was quickly approaching NY City Central Train Station. Steve tried his best to coordinate his clothes with his girlfriend who would play his assistant at the conference. Steve was sharp with his all black suit with a yellow silk shirt and purple tie. Steve and Wendy looked like the perfect couple that they were. After they got off the plane they went through numerous security checks to enter the Conference on racial and religious harmony. Steve would of stayed and voted on all 30 resolutions but his face started to feel like it was dried up mud. Tiny bits of pieces of it cracked on his work desk to no ones attention. His real hair began to itch from being smothered without air from the fake blonde hair. After Steve voted yes on resolution six he got up from the conference with Wendy and went into the lobby)

Steve: Lets check into the Diamond Hotel and get a room. I can’t wait to get this mess off of my face.

(While in the lobby an activist confronted Steve)

Akbar Nambia: Senator Wright excuse for a minute.

(Steve/Senator looks at a green button on Akbar’s shirt. It was the name button the FBI had told Steve to wear in order to get the attention of Senator Wright. Obviously the Senator had some connections with this non-profit international organization)

Steve/Senator Wright: Hello there young man how are you doing?

Akbar: You don’t remember me we met in Cali last year my name is Akar Nambia.

Steve/Senator Wright: Oh yes I now getting a slight recollection. You know I’m getting older everyday. So what can I do for you Mr. Nambia?

Akbar: Through our correspondences from my home country in Zenobia I thought I had the impression that you were going to vote no on resolution six because it would interfere with the individual sovereignty of a county?

Steve/Senator Wright: Well I’m sorry to have disappointed you. May I have your business card?

Akbar: Of course but I thought I already gave you one.

Steve/Senator Wright: Yes you did but I’ll be up here in NY for a while on business in your card is probably on my desk in California.

(As more makeup was breaking off Steve’s face he just about ran out the lobby doors)

Steve/Senator Wright: Akbar I will give you a call soon.

(Steve grabs Wendy’s hand)
Steve: Come on lets get out of here before its too late.

(While entering the Diamond hotel Steve gives Wendy one of his FBI credit cards to check in and get a room. Steve went to the bathroom to remove all his makeup with soap and water. Wendy just threw her red wig in the garbage can. Knowing Wendy like she is ordered the luxury honeymoon suite. In this suite they provide everything except for naked servants. Steve’s merges out of the bathroom looking like himself again)

Steve: Did you get us a nice room?

Wendy: Yes I got us the Honeymoon suite on the seventh floor. We got room number five. (Wendy picks the honeymoon suite as a means to help motivate Steve into marrying him)


Steve: I hope agent Smith and the others don’t get mad at us for making this extravagant spending.

Wendy: We deserve it we did their job for them so now.

Steve: Yes but I wonder why Senator Wright wanted to vote no on it.

Wendy: Who cares? We are together and that’s all that matters.

(Steve grabs her hand and takes her to the bedroom where they Romantically make love in between the sheets as the music says)

Hey girl ain’t no mystery
At least as far as I can see

I want to keep you here laying next to me
Sharing our love in between the sheets

Let me hold you tight
And you know I make it feel all right

(Steve starts rhyming to the music using his own words)

Steve: Yes get cover between the sheets
Go ahead and get down knee deep

(Wendy nods her head and says)

Wendy: Stick to teaching because you wont make it in the rap world.

Steve: But I’m making it in our love world?

Wendy: Absolutely you know you’re the best

(After the love was made Wendy wanted to get out for a hot second)

Wendy: I’m going down to the hotel gift shop. I left my house shoes on the train.

Steve: Don’t be too long my pressure is building up.

(Wendy exits down the elevator to the first floor of the hotel lobby. Steve turns on the television to catch up on the news)

CNN: This is a live breaking news announcement. The Secretary of healthfulness made a written request for the Secretary of War to superintend Zenobia’s undeveloped diamond mines so they can pay for the expensive operations to repair and replace the skin damage done on female victims of excision.

Steve: ******* I got duped.

(Wendy enters back in)

Wendy: Whats the matter honey I heard you screaming?

Steve: We just got tricked by the FBI

Wendy: But how?

Steve: I will tell you about it but first hold your hand up under my Adam’s apple so I can pop out this stinking gizmo gadget out my hoarse throat.

Wendy: Okay Inspector Gadget

Steve: This ain’t no time for jokes. Our government is using the female ****oris as a pretext to take over one of our African countries. They don’t care nothing about the bodies of Black females. If they did they would of allowed a boatload of them to get political asylum. But no they turned that boat around and cast them off back to hell.

Wendy: Didn’t one of our factories offered to help them develop their natural resources a couple of years.

Steve: That wasn’t no deal Desterham Productions wanted to own 90% of the company. Zenobia was the fairest offer of 50% with both parties investing in their local schools, and health services.

Wendy: Well at least the women there will get their Civil Rights.

Steve: Excision isn’t that widespread in Zenobia. Its just pockets of small tribes. But the wizardry of the mad evil eyes of the media hypes incidents way out of proportion. Then that sets the foundation for a white knight to come in. They always like trying to seize a state under the illusion of chaotic situation because they know they will never be able to win positions of power under peaceful conditions.

Wendy: With all the books you be reading you should of known this was coming.

Steve: I’m good at reading things between the lines. But I was caught off guard here. Things didn’t develop until after my vote took place. I felt that the resolution was a symbolic gesture to embarrass and get Zenobia moving on the right track.

Wendy: Besides who would of thought the FBI, with their image of honesty would have been so cruel to play these mind games on us.

Steve: Well we are about ready to play one on them

Wendy: What do you mean by that. I hope your not thinking about setting up the FBI?

(The phone rings)

Steve: You tell anybody we were here?

Wendy: No

(The phone rings)

Steve: I’m not going to answer it

Wendy: Why not?

Steve: Because I’m not in the mood to be talking to the FBI right now. I don’t know whether or not if I’m gonna go public with this information.

(Phone rings)

Wendy: Steve we are too deep in the game. Don’t you know that imitating a Senator and casting a vote on his behalf is a felony? You could get ten years. Steve, please don’t even think about being a hero.

Steve: I’m looking how I can achieve the greatest good here for the welfare of the whole community of Zenobia.

Wendy: Don’t give me that Utilitarianism **** no more. Going public with this information is no grantee the economy take over of Zenobia would end.

Steve: But I cast the deciding vote 61 to 60. Without a majority of the Conference vote Desterham Productions can’t do ****.

Wendy: So what. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend but we wouldn’t trade them in for our ****oris. (Wendy taps near her private parts and says). This is where the real diamond field is located.

Steve: Oh so if I stick my hand up in that mine of yours I could pull out a couple of diamonds?

Wendy: Probably if you do it at the right time.

Steve: What time is this?

Wendy: The lubrication of a women’s body stops during the menstrual cycle, which follows the cycles of the Moon’s waning. The blood we eject crystallizes some of our holy moisture, which produces diamonds.

Steve: Bull**** you been reading too many mythological books.

Wendy: Its true. Our sex drives rises up like a tide when the there is a full moon because the gravity of the Moon pulls the oceans waters making waves. And the male doesn’t transform himself into a wolf at the full moon until he strips naked and swims across a pool of water.

Steve: Well Jesus did turn water into wine during a wedding ceremony.

Wendy: Yes and the ring is symbolic of the vine used to tie us up together.

Steve: The rings have more symbolic meaning then this. The man gold ring is the sun or fire and the women’s ring is a diamond that looks like water. It’s the marriage of the Sun and moon.

Wendy: Yes the symbolic wedding where Jesus turns the water into wine, it’s the sun’s warmth and the earth’s water, which grow the grapes to make wine.

Steve: So after a couple is married they go to bed and people wait outside the room for the results. If the sheets are bloody that’s the symbolic couples wine?

Wendy: It also supposed to indicate the women was a virgin.

Steve: Oh I get it. The hymen that usually closes the opening of the vagina if left un irritated contains blood vessels which its surface resembles a vine tree. The friction caused by a man’s heat will cause it to burst and the blood/wine would spill out.

Wendy: That’s why the symbolize diamonds as an upside down pyramid. Whats the Jewish symbol of male and female?

Steve: Two combined pyramids. One going up the other pointing down.

Wendy: the top was fire and the bottom was water.
Steve: You see that’s why I got fired from the University of Indiana. All I said was that those that entered heaven were “Waters of fire”. Jesus said that in heaven he would marry his bride, which is the church or nuns. Nun is an Egyptian word for water. Then Jesus said they would all drink wine and that the river of life is within us and would cause us to never thirst.

Wendy: I’ve heard the thirst is quenched by knowledge of god’s revelation with his golden leaves too. Did you ever read Apuleius who said “And if you bent forward and looked at the stream which sprang out in crinkling waves from under the feet of the goddess, you would have thought the waves were as vividly endowed with the essences of movement as the swelling grape clusters”. But anyway so your upset the Christians keep the fire but dropped the water.

Steve: And I shall come to that active stream, whose swollen flood could use a boat ride. Now to answer your question, yes its an argument over fire and water the same I believe Akhenaten/Moses had with the Egyptian people which might of caused the Exodus.

Wendy: That’s getting too deep for me. All I know is that we merged together in one unit of light.

Steve: When a man/fire and women/water come together in marriage they become one body right?

Wendy: right

Steve: But they still retain all of our elements right.

Wendy: I guess so. And death dissolves it all?

(The phone rings again)

Wendy: Answer it this time

Steve: Okay all right, I will. Hello

Agent Smith: Hello Steve how you guys doing?

Steve: Were just fine. Whats up.

Agent Smith: The meeting we were supposed to have has been cancelled. We got other pressing issues. But the boss said you two have done a fine job. Five thousand dollars have been transferred to fiancé and you will receive fifty thousands dollars. All of the money has been wired to the credit card we gave you. When school starts in two weeks at Harvard you have a new job teaching a course in Creative writing. See Professor Johnson for the details. We also sent your soon to be wife a diamond ring. She’s gonna have an orgasm when she sees it. We sent it Federal express so you could get a knock on your honeymoon suite door any second now.

Steve: Thanks for the gift. But how did you guys know I was here already. I wasn’t supposed to check in until Monday.

Agent Smith: Never mind. Just know that we got eyes and ears everywhere.
(Someone’s knocking on the door)

Wendy: I will get it honey

Steve: Are you guys going to demand that Desterham Productions invest in jobs, education and real health care instead of that sham you guys pulled off.

(Wendy opens the door and the bellboy asked)

Bell Boy: Are you Wendy Clancy?

Wendy: Well yes.

Bell Boy: You have a package. Please sign for it right here.

Wendy: Thank you.

Agent Smith: Hey look we don’t get into politics we just take orders from them. You got a problem with the government write a letter to your Senator or act like one.

(Agent Smith hangs up the phone horse laughing)

Steve: FBI nothing but stupid Mother F.uckers.

(Steve’s mood quickly changes after Wendy gives him a hug and kiss for buying him that big diamond ring)

Wendy: Thank you Steve. I love you.

Steve: That’s a compliment of the FBI.

Wendy: It was because of your Oscar worthy acting performances of fooling everyone into believing you were a white Senator.

Steve: And how is that for racial harmony a Blackman playing a white man to man. So guess they figured you got the diamond for the best supporting actress?

(Wendy puts one hand on her head and the other on her neck)

Wendy: I’ve should have gone to Hollywood?

Steve: Yeah you should of.

(While the two of them turn off the lights to go to bed they have some small pillow talk)

Steve: I was thinking about going on a trip to Jamaica. We can spend two weeks down there until I start my teaching job.

Wendy: It sounds okay to me. Do you know how to scuba dive? I’ve always wanted to learn.

(For the next two weeks Wendy and Steve are relaxing on the white sand beaches of Jamaica. They also found an international minister who performed the Wedding ceremonies for them. One year passes away and Steve is still teaching creative writing at Harvard. They have a three-month-old son, Travis)

Steve: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Creative writing 101 for freshmen here at Harvard.

(On the first day of classes some of the students were already sucking up to the teacher to get a good grade. All the men were giving the teachers compliments on his intellectualness and some female students wearing dresses were opening up their legs with no pannies on. But Steve was a man of principle. He wants all of his students to master the art of writing)

Steve: The Art of writing is reading. Read everything because you’ll never know where you would get an idea from. Malcolm X once said that. A lot of the educational system is designed in total opposition to that, if you think about it, it’s designed for obedience and passivity. From childhood, a lot of it is designed to prevent people from being independent and creative. If you were independent-minded in school, you’re probably got into a lot of trouble very early on. That’s not the trait that’s being preferred or cultivated here. When people live through all this stuff, plus corporate propaganda, plus television, plus the press and the whole mass, the deluge of ideological distortion that goes on. But not in my classroom. You are Harvard men and women. It’s at the elite schools we teach creativity and independence. That’s how businesses make money by thinking out of the box.

(The class of 200 students were having sparks in their eyes. They admired a teacher who had the confidence to say what was on his mind. One student put up his hand to ask a question)

Steve: Yes. Please state your name and question.

Eric Bass: My name is Eric Bass sir. I’ve noticed from the syllabus that we have 16 weeks of class with you 16 books to read with a quiz on one book per week.

Steve: Too bad. In order to grasp the techniques for writing you must read more than you write.

Eric Bass: But we must write a two-page summary and take a test on what we can remember from the book. The majority of students have at least 4 other classes to keep up with too. It seems to me all of this reading is putting us into a coffin box.

Steve: If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen

(Just about the whole class burst out laughing. Eric talked under his breath that he needed this class to graduate. The 16 books Steve made the student to read were:

1.Dracula By Bram Stocker
2.The Learning Tree By Gordon Parks
3.Treasure Island By Robert Louis Stevenson
4.A Raisin in the sun By Lorraine Hansberry
5.Manchild in the promise land By Claude Brown
6.Beloved By Toni Morrison
7.Soul On Ice By Eldridge Cleaver
8.Roots By Alex Haley
9.Profiles in Courage By John F. Kennedy
10.The Gold of Exodus By Howard Blum
11.Moby **** By Herman Melville
12.Who Wrote the Bible By Richard Elliott Friedman
13.Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond
14.The autobiography of Malcolm X By Alex Haley
15.The Invisible man by Ralph Ellison
16.Uncle Tom’s Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe

Eric: So after we finished reading all of these books we are supposed to be masters of writing.

Steve: Nope. Nobody can teach you how to write my sun. It has to come out of you. The love of writing is within all of us. You just have to develop love to bring it out. You guys might have a girlfriend you can bring out the gift of poems within you. You might go through a traumatic episode in your life causing you to write a diary, which is a start. But whatever and however you get your magic touch for writing never loose it by not writing and never isolate it by not sharing it. Hopefully these sixteen books will allow you to see their love for letters that might perhaps rub off on you too.

(Eric says under his breath that all he wants to is a 4.0 so he can get into law school)

Steve: My class we simply flow like this. We will discuss one book per week. So from Monday through Thursday we talk then on Friday I test. Each test will be worth 1/16 of your overall grade.

(Eric Bass couldn’t keep up with the pace, after the 3rd week he was unable to maintain a level of a 2.0 to stay at Harvard much less the 4.0 he needed to get into their prestigious law school his father graduated from. Eric only hope was to break into professors Clancy’s office and try to find the questions and answers to the pop quiz questions he was being drilled with every Friday. So on a Thursday night Eric broke into Clancy’s office and downloaded everything off his teacher’s computer of a disk. Eric is in his dorm room now looking over the spoils of his theft)

Eric: ******* Jimmy

(Jimmy is Eric’s roommate)

Eric: ******* man I think I hit the jackpot.

Jimmy: Man did you really break into your professor’s office.

Eric: Hell yeah.

Jimmy: I didn’t think you had the gust to do it.

Eric: I told you I was going to do it. **** he was killing every week with those test. Now I can focus on my math and science classes.

Jimmy. Don’t try to get an A on every test because that will cause him to be suspicious because you flunked the first three.

Eric: I ain’t worried about ****.

(While Jimmy was taking a shower Eric was reading all the writings and memos Professor Clancy wrote down. Eric came across a diary of Mr. Clancy. It was sad from the fact that Eric was too busy to read books but had the nosy appetite to rummage through a persons personal writings. The diary went back three years. Jimmy got out of the shower and went on a date with his girlfriend. All through the night Eric read his teachers diary. While Eric ate his cookies and drank his milk he came up to the second year of Clancy diary. This particular year contained all the information concerning the incident on the train. Eric was familiar with the history of Zenobia because he was a member of the Greens of Peace organization on campus. Eric couldn’t believe what he was reading. Eric had no more respect for Professor Clancy. Eric decided to make a printed copy of the diary and give it to his chapter president of the Green peace)

Eric: So what do you think we ought to do John

(John Stephens, President of The Greens of Peace)

John: I’m gonna call Akbar Nambia he will know what to do. Make sure you tell no one and make me a copy on disk so I can email this to Akbar.

Eric: My mouth is sealed.

(John’s on the phone with Akbar)

Akbar: I knew there was something fishy about who I thought was Senator Wright. This explains why he voted yes when he wrote me a letter saying he would vote no on Resolution six.

John: So I take it you got the email

Akbar: Yes I got it an hour ago

John: Good

Akbar: But no one will believe us unless we get a copy of those tapes with Wendy banging Senator Wright and Steve talking to the FBI agent while Tonia was doing his hair.

John: Do you think he kept a copy of the tape?

Akbar: Of course that’s his insurance just in case the FBI turns on them. Professor Clancy is no fool.

John: Well I will see if Eric and his crew want to go a little fishing in Professor Clancy mansion.

Akbar: Very well then. I will be hearing from you again.

John: Okay I will see you later

(John dials into Eric’s dorm room)

Eric: Yo whats John

John: Nothing much. Hey I just finished talking to Akbar and it looks like we are going to need to get a little bit more evidence.
Eric: I know let me guess you guys want me to break into their house and steal the videotapes?

John: I’m sorry but that’s the only way we are going to bring these dudes to justice.

Eric: This ain’t no problem. When I was in high school we broke into peoples houses for fun.

John: Okay. Steve is a bookworm he reads a lot so we are going to have to lure him away from his house

Eric: How about inviting him to my frat house party. We will award him for being the favorite teacher for 2002. His ego wouldn’t resist coming to this party.

John: Work it out right.

Eric: Yes and when we get done with them the FBI will be nothing but eyeless skulls.

John: (LOL) Okay then set it up this weekend.

(Steve and Wendy discussing their weekend plans in the laundry room)

Wendy: Steve do you mind if I go back to Gary this weekend? I want to check on my mom. She hasn’t been feeling well for the past week. She called me last night and asked me to see her.

Steve: Yeah go see your mom. Tell her I said Hi. I probably just be here catching up on some of my reading. Well I have to be going. I have some test to give.

Wendy: I’ll be gone when you get home.

(Steve hugs and kisses his wife then gets in his car heading for Harvard)

Steve: I hope everyone has read and enjoyed A Rasin in the sun. This will be the fourth book we have tested. The majority of the class is doing well and I’m pleased at your progress. Good luck everyone.

(After Eric finished taking his test he passed it to his teacher and told Professor Clancy of his award of being his Frat best Teacher. Clancy accepted the invitation to the party Saturday night)

Professor Clancy: Ok I will be there at 10pm tomorrow.

Eric: Are you gonna bring your wife also

Professor Clancy: No I’m sorry she will be out of town
Eric: Too bad (He says good deal under his breath)

Professor: See you Saturday

Eric: Ok then

(Eric had three of his frat boys stake out Professor Clancy house so that when his car pulled out they broke into house immediately after he left. Two of them went up stairs and one looked in the entertainment center. After 15 minutes of searching one of them found two micro videotapes in one of the bedroom drawers underneath all his socks and underwear. To make sure it was the right tapes the played both of the tapes on a VCR in the Clancy’s bedroom. With no luck for the home invaders Mrs. Clancy came home early from Gary, Indiana because their baby sitter called about the infant running a fever. Wendy went over the Baby sitter house to pick up her child. When she drove down her block she stopped at the curb because she saw three men leaving her house walking away quickly. She knew her husband was a loner and wouldn’t have visitors would be rare. Besides the garage door was open and empty of Steve’s car. She thought fast for a minute and decided to call her husband via cell phone)

Wendy: Honey I just saw three young men leave our house. What do you want me to do?

Steve: Excuse me for one minute while I take this call. (Steve then went into the frat bathroom to have some privacy) Don’t call the police. Go up stairs and check and see if there are two tapes inside the drawer where I keep my socks and underwear.

Wendy: I will check and see

(While Wendy searches Steve takes a piss out of being purely nervous about his evidence. Wendy runs upstairs to their bedroom with Travis in her arms and finds nothing)

Wendy: Nothing here. They took all of our tapes.

Steve: Well I know its not the FBI because they didn’t know I had a copy. Besides they would never send a team of teenagers to go out and to such a job. I think I was set up by these frat boys who wanted to pull me away from my house so they could break into my house. Now if I see three young men come in about 5 minutes I know it was them. What kind of clothes were they wearing?

Wendy: I don’t know but they all had on red hats with Greek letters.

Steve: Yes, I knew it. Its probably Eric Base who set me up.

Wendy: But how would he have known?
Steve: The only way possible would be if he would of broke into my office computer and read my diary.

Wendy: But I don’t understand why would he have broke into your computer.

Steve: From day one he complained that I was putting too much reading assignments on him. The first three test he flunked but he has been getting 90% ever since. And I thought he was doing better in school because of hard work and study. These kids think they are smart but I will show them.

(Steve cracked the bathroom door and saw three young boys come inside all together wearing red hats)

Steve: I have to hang up the phone the three rats just came.

Wendy: Be careful

Steve: I will, I love you

(Steve told Eric he had to go to his car to get his glasses. That was just an excuse for Steve to get some sleeping drugs out of the trunk of his car. Steve came back into the house party and secretly poured the drug into a keg and a bowl of punch that was originally mixed with liquor. Steve then called Wendy to bring their pick up truck to the party 15 minutes after they hung up. This would give the drug enough time to cause everyone to go to sleep. Wendy helped Steve pick up the three boys who broke into their house and Eric base. They loaded them up like pieces of wood into their truck. They left the party music still playing but everyone dead sleep. They then took the four down to their basement and chained them to the cement walls. It took no time to get the truth out of all of them after Wendy threaten to cut off all of their testicles. After they confessed and told that Akbar and John also knew they were finally put to sleep for good with an injection of rat poison. They begged for their lives to no avail. Wendy told them that they shouldn’t of put their noses into other peoples business. After they killed them they threw them in a nearby river with weights so that they would stay down at the bottom. On their way to the river they had to go back to the frat house to pick up John Stevens. The Clancy didn’t know he was part of the conspiracy until after Eric was interrogated in their basement. John met the same fate as the other four and his wooden body added to the heap in the truck. Five are down and only one to go. They must get to Akbar in California while he’s in the shell but it might be too late. Steve and Wendy are now at home taking a shower together washing down their dirty work)

Wendy: So what are we going to do about Akbar. He’s the last one left?

Steve: I guess we are going to have to catch a plane and eliminate him too.

(But it was too late Akbar fearing something would go wrong email Steve’s diary to the New York Times, The Los Angeles Times and the FBI. Akbar emailed the diary Saturday night about 20 minutes before they finished dumping the bodies in the river. While the couple was in the shower they seized the two tapes. They busted open the shower door and handcuffed the two of them naked and wet. They were so disgusted with the two that they didn’t allow them to dry off the dripping water or to cover their private areas. It was humiliating for the two of them being marched to an all black FBI van with TV camera lights beaming on them wanting to hear a statement. Steve was thrown into prison for writing subversive statements against the government in fiction. Wendy was placed in an insane asylum because she insisted the story was true, and Akbar was deported back to Zenobia later to be killed by a CIA paid spy. Twenty years passed and Steve died in prison. He wrote a novel about this dramatic episode in his life in a complex hidden allegorical style. A genius would have a hard time decoding the story. His book went unpublished and cataloged in the prison library with the hundreds of other writings of inmates. A very bright young prison psychiatrist had a very curious voracious appetite for the printed room. He read it all. Nothing passed him that he didn’t have a liken to. He ran sacked the prison library reading all the convicts writings attempting to get into their minds. He came across Clancy book and found the story foundation to be of a true story hidden in symbolic meanings. He got a hold of Clancy death certificate and researched his job histories studying the newspaper articles and archives. Wilson the psychiatrist figured out the method of how Clancy shrouded his information in secrecy. Clancy just transferred events into different settings. For example instead of writing about the incident on a train Clancy put it on a plane, buried bodies in water were place in desserts and so on. Wilson researches the events of 20 years ago for three years and published his writings. He made millions off of the book but couldn’t. The FBI knew the truth but couldn’t persuade to launch an investigation. They said Wilson didn’t produce enough evidence. It should be noted that at the end of Wilson book these remarks were made.

Wilson:

“ The time has come to demysticize the intelligence profession, to disabuse Americans of the ideas that clandestine agents somehow make the world a safer place to live in, that excessive secrecy is necessary to protect the national security. These notions simply are not true; the CIA and the other intelligence agencies have merely used them to build their own covert empire. The FBI’s dirty tricks and classical espionage-are, on the whole, a liability for the country, on both practical and moral grounds”- from Dr. Wilson’s The Man The FBI don’t want you to know p.187

Conclusion

Nothing has changed in the country of Zenobia. Except for the FBI front Business Desterham productions owns their own country. And women are still getting their ****oris cut off. A poem would sum up all of my feelings towards this play.





EYELESS SKULLS

To what accursed lust for Diamonds is your appetite
Driving the hearts of Men totally insane
It descends artificially to the genital organs
Only the fifth digestion could it be taken for gain

Did not our Angels rightly teach
Earthly Flesh is best on its bone
Worth more than gold or diamonds
But Medusa has turned hearts into stone

The evil that men do lives after them
The good is oft interred with their bones 1.

Those who skin is plated with Gold
And with diamond tint eyes sparkle bright
But only evil eyes see cold metal
Your souls has been lost you have no sight

So disillusioned is the word, that’s used by me when I’m not heard
I just go through life with my glasses blurred 2.

1. From Shakespeare Julius Caesar
2. Run DMC “Its like that”


Notes:
How is it that God appeared to man in the Old Testament as a Cloud and Fire and we still exclude the possibility of members of heaven as just light rather than the Egyptian “Waters of Fire”. The reverse of “Waters of Fire” was the lake of fire for sinners who went to hell. The concept of hell is of Egyptian origin that predates the Old and New Testament.

Plato talked about the concept of “Waters of Fire” Timaeus, which was stolen from the Pythagoreans who learned from the Egyptians. We should know that Plato thought the 4 elements indicate differences of quality not of substance. First Plato states: “The divine form he made mostly of fire”. Plato couldn’t exclude other elements because it would contradict his other statement. Plato would say later on that: “Let us begin with what we now call water. We see it, as we suppose, solidifying into stones and earth, and again dissolving and evaporating into wind and air; air by combustion becomes fire, and fire in turn when extinguished and condensed takes the form of air again; air contracts and condenses into cloud and mist, and these when still more closely compacted become running water”.

The process of healing is knowledge of the elements, which is within us. “ At John 7:38 he is said to have proclaimed on the last day of Tabernacles, ‘He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water’. Nothing in our Hebrew scripture actually says this (Zechariah 14:8 is only approximate). Zechariah said: “And it shall be in that day, that living waters shall go out from Jerusalem; half of them toward the hinder sea”. No one can doubt that scripture refers to people as water and at other times light/fire.

























HYMEN The God of marriage

Hymen the god of marriage I believe is connected to the mythological story of Jesus who turned water into wine at a wedding.

Hymen is the blood vessels at the women’s vagana. Most times it naturally is removed, and sometimes during intercourse of virgins first get together. When the vagina lubricates that creates moisture or water with the stimulation of the phallus/stem/stick. When this agitation begins the Hymen blood/wine vessels are broken causing the mixture of water and blood/wine. While this is going on the male testicles/grapes are symbolically being crushed at the base of the vagina. Hence we have Baseball a game played with a wooden stick/penis at diamond-shaped bases/ vagina. Also not to forget the agitation of the penis caused heat/fire for baking in the oven/vagina to produce a new life. Now wonder the symbol of the sun and Egyptian cross have generative powers of life.

This is the allegory of Jesus turning water into wine at a marriage wedding. This was Jesus first miracle. Jesus for some reason told his followers he wouldn’t drink wine with them ever again until he met his followers in heaven. Apparently Jesus would repeat his very first miracle and drink wine with his followers whom he would take as his bride/church/water/clouds dressed in white robes. Jesus the true vine would shine his light on members who have the river of life moving within them. This is the rarely mentioned Egyptian version of “Waters of fire”.

It’s interesting to note all of these same ingredients of water, blood, and sprit/fire were needed to give mankind eternal life through his sacrifice (1John 5:6-12). But all of this was done by the Egyptians who cut their hair/water into pits of fire. Some blood/wine drinking were done on the sacrificed victims. In Egypt Osiris and Isis are noted for the discover of how to cultivate the vine and wheat which led to the end of cannibalism. In ancient Egyptian literature there is an essay called “Beer and the Maiden” which the subject of wine is brought up. Its interesting to note that in Revelations the whore of Babylon Hathor/Isis goddesses of love and their followers will be murdered in winepresses even their horses bridles (Rev 14:20) Hathor and Isis were known as “lady of horses”. So love was associate with wine with the Egyptians and Babylonians. God’s love was associated with wine because it helped to stop the Egyptians from killing each other. But wine also was viewed as both good and bad it all depends on how you used it.

It should be noted that Aphroditê/Hathor and Nephthys/ Isis, these are all names used by Empedocles for Water.

this was written before that senator died in a plane crash and i forgot to include proverbs 27:17-19 "Iron sharpeneth Iron...as in water face answereth to face, so the heart of Man to Man"

wow! what a story dis had me into it from da start

big ups to da writter uppin dis backkkkk!